Wake Me Up Before You Bo Bo

BAD. Sorry. The crazy person next to me has started to take over my brain.

You guys, I just realized I have yet to mention to you all my new hobby: stalking Bo Obama a.k.a. Bobama (sorry, T) a.k.a. the most fascinating, wondering, pick-me-upping dog EVER. I am obsessed with him and am convinced that the best way to achieve world peace is to get him and Suri Cruise in a room together. Problems would just meeellllt, you know? Osama Bin Laden would throw up his hands and then give the whole world a hug. (Because O.B.L. is the whole problem, you know? That's what I've heard.)

ANYWAY, look what was brought to my attention today:


Holy F. R and I are officially quitting our jobs to (attempt to) become White House dog walkers.

"Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday—I'll Make You Lovin'"

Now, considering that I was one of the seven people to purchase Mandy Moore's last album Wild Hope, it probably comes as no surprise that I'm also psyched for her next, Amanda Leigh, out on 5/26. I do think, though, that even if I didn't know this was "I love you, forever. Love always, Mandy" singing, I'd still love the first single "I Could Break Your Heart Any Day of the Week." It's Jo Dee Messina plus Katy Perry—you know, in a good way.

I Could Break Your Heart Any Day of the Week - Mandy Moore

$12 Goodness

From one of the coolest—and apparently most honest—design stores ever, The Future Perfect in (sigh) Williamsburg.

Tim Hamilton's First Collection Of Girl Clothes

Black, white, and so—what's the word?—ME. My faves are below, and the whole shebang is on NYMag.com.

Sometimes I Forget That Lindsay Lohan Speaks

You know when someone's US Weekly career consumes his big-screen one like a flesh-eating disease? And you see so many still photos of said person that you start to forget he actually moves? Well, today Lindsay Lohan and the on-again Funny or Die remind us that, hi, LiLo has a voice. And sometimes it's even witty and self-deprecating.

Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan

Perfect. There's Just Enough Room To Photoshop Me In On The Right.

Michelle and Carla, from Buzzfeed.

Focus, Focus

Photos! Finalmente!

The Panama City souvenir.

Old, beautiful, and crumbling buildings in P.C.'s Casco Viejo neighborhood.

Street food! Platanos!

The view from our window-less room at La Loma.

T on snorkel day. Don't worry: It was a vacation-only hat.

The adorable, thumbnail-sized red frog.

There are hundreds more where these came from, so if you really want to get cozy w/ T's lens, I'll email ya the link.

Sure, This Is Inappropriate, And That's What Makes It Great

Fashion story from April French Vogue, which delivers a necessary dose of insanity.

I'm back! I will post jungly, beachy, canaly pics soon—I promise, C-dawg!