The dictionaries have a more liberal definition of marriage than our government. I know, shocker mcshockerson. Apparently this amendment to the defn was made in 2003 but was not publicized/reported until this week.
It took me until 2008 to realize that writing things on the internet doesn't (necessarily) make you the most annoying person in the universe. Then my friend had a dream that I had a blog where I posted a photo of myself in an orange sequined dress. Hot.
