Who Knew The Stimulus Package Was So Pretty?

This visual breakdown from the Washington Post is gorge (blown-up version here).

Thanks for sharin', Ms. Jen Bekman.

Change You Can Carry Around Manhattan and Feel Like an Asshole

You guys, I know this is douchey, but my Obama tote (er, designed by Marc Jacobs) came in the mail today, and I'm totally psyched on it.

I'm sorry, but that baby apostrophe button is TO DIE FOR. And the money goes to a good cause, right? (I did buy it from BarackObama.com, SO THERE.)

The Best Thing to Happen to Pirates Since Captain Jack

The ironic T-shirt lost its final miligram of cool when my dad bought a "I'm Huge in Japan" shirt. No, really. He did this. I wish this was some coy joke, but he *apparently* wears it to the office.

BACK ON TRACK. Anyways, Dave Egger's writing workshop SLASH tutoring center SLASH supercool nonprofit 826 Valencia just released this awesome line of business—including Ts—to benefit the kiddies. And it's all pirate-themed cause the company is pirate-themed. (I will now withhold my sadness that the company I work for has no theme...unless you consider "sexual ambiguity" a theme, and I don't.) The top T:



And then, wait. A poster that can only be described as f-ing brilliant.



You know what I love? Wit.