The Jessicas

At the Met Gala.

For the win:

Jessica Stam. I mean, first of all, Rodarte. Thank you. Beyond that, everything works: the hair, the shoes, the pose.

At the other end of the spectrum:

Jessica Biel. I've said this once, and I'll say it again: High school volleyball player. That's all I see. And, why do I feel like these two clowns look like they're at a costume party where they decided to go as Brad and Angelina? Not working.

More pretty and not-so-pretty dresses over ats The Cut.