Is This What Rebellion Looks Like?

When sweet, un-Hollywoodized Evan Rachel Wood started dating Marilyn Manson (who CLEARLY needs no adjectives), I thought—once I got past the fact that she's a toddler who may or may not use training wheels—"Huh. This is so weird because he so obviously has a type and she is not it."

The type? Rose McGowan and Dita Von Teese. Picture it in your mind: black hair, pale skin, blood red lips, burlesque attire, etc., etc. Well, prepare yourself for the post-Marilyn E.R.W.

Before!

Yes, I'm trying to be toootally fair here by using a photo (from Bitten and Bound) when she was actually dating mister mister.

After!

I know. I'm sorry. It's from Perez.