When sweet, un-Hollywoodized Evan Rachel Wood started dating Marilyn Manson (who CLEARLY needs no adjectives), I thought—once I got past the fact that she's a toddler who may or may not use training wheels—"Huh. This is so weird because he so obviously has a type and she is not it."
The type? Rose McGowan and Dita Von Teese. Picture it in your mind: black hair, pale skin, blood red lips, burlesque attire, etc., etc. Well, prepare yourself for the post-Marilyn E.R.W.
Before!
Yes, I'm trying to be toootally fair here by using a photo (from Bitten and Bound) when she was actually dating mister mister.
It took me until 2008 to realize that writing things on the internet doesn't (necessarily) make you the most annoying person in the universe. Then my friend had a dream that I had a blog where I posted a photo of myself in an orange sequined dress. Hot.
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