"I Bet When College Watches This Episode It's Just Like Looking in a Mirror."

There's hardly a shortage of Gossip Girl coverage on the internets, obvs, but I am fully in love with the recap that Gabe of Videogum writes every week. (To be fair, I'm fully obsessed w/ him and the videos he does as well.)

ANYWAY, here are highlights from his most recent write-up. SPOILER ALERT. Gag.

"The reason that [Serena] doesn't want to go to Yale is because it's for "over-achieving bookworms and preppies, the Blairs of the world." Wait, what? Over-a-wha? Bookwhats? Sorry, Gossip Girl. You cannot change the rules in the middle of the game. Nelly Yuki, the girl Blair tried to destroy in season 1, episode 15 before absorbing her into her clique, is an over-achieving bookworm. Blair is an over-conniving c-word."

And:

"MEANWHILE, Nate Archibald decides that he likes a 35-year-old extra from the movie Singles, so he goes back to her dorm room to make out with her, because that's a thing that happens all the time on college campuses. The girls just can't wait for some 17-year-old guys to make out with. They're so sick of making out with people who've graduated high school."

And:

"So now both of the girls excuse themselves to the porch where they throw purses at each other's faces and pull on each other's gorgeous hair."

Lots more where that came from. CW, you're the best/worst.