I'm Sorry But...

I'm well aware that you're not supposed to pick on babies—and, moreover, it's tottttalllly sacrelig for me to say this—but I really don't like Suri's new haircut. It makes her face look fat. I think I should be her stylist because I obviously know how to deal with these things since I also have chubby cheeks.

More from Just Jared, the best Suri pics resource on the InternetsSuri, I know you're just a toddler, but GET IT TOGETHER. You're a fashion icon, not some sloppy tot like Violet Affleck.

Update: My friend Y noted that she looks like she's auditioning for a Bob Fosse production. And maybe she is. That's the only thing that would excuse this.