Wednesday, October 29, 2008

“No One Will Delay The World Series With An Infomercial When I’m President”

And no one will buy red roses, fake tan, or watch Charlie Sheen on TV when I'M president. Cause, like, those are totes the things that matter.

Yes, because baseball games are more important that presidents. TOOOOOTAAAAALLLYYY. And, um, I think only 6 people care about Tampa Bay anyway. Could be wrong—might be 8.
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Claire said...

as it is my god-given duty to share delaware factoids whenever the opportunity so glaringly presents itself as it does here, i bring you this: the tampa bay rays couldn't get back into their hotel in philly after the rain delay because it was all booked up, so they had to stay at the hotel dupont in wilmington, delaware instead. so not only is obama keeping us all from the world series, but he's keeping the rays in wilmington that much longer too.

October 29, 2008 at 12:32 PM
E said...

That is a very important tidbit. Thank you for sharing. Who tells you these things? Delaware's Twitter?

October 29, 2008 at 12:39 PM
paige e. sweet said...

the rays owners' kids go to parker and are in 6th and 8th grade. this has not benefitted me in any way, shape or form; subsequently, i am not one of the 6. or 8.

October 29, 2008 at 3:54 PM

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