What Would Patsy Do

TV must be a ruminant because it keeps chewing on the same stuff over and over again. I have so special place in my heart for Kath and Kim or any of the other BS we're importing to the U.S. of A. in order to suck the soul out of it, but AB FAB???????? I think that deserves more question marks: ?????? Please, FOX, please. You are currently airing Are You Smarter than a Sixth Grader?. You can't be trusted with such comedic genius.

But, alas, Variety says that the drunken, drugged, ill-outfitted and -fated debacles of Edina Monsoon and Patsy Stone are getting their redux. If you haven't seen the original, add it to the ol' Netflix, stat. A look at what you likely WON'T be getting whenever version two point crap airs here:

Patsy eats.

Eddie and Patsy go to a Marilyn Manson concert.