I'm well aware that you're not supposed to pick on babies—and, moreover, it's tottttalllly sacrelig for me to say this—but I really don't like Suri's new haircut. It makes her face look fat. I think I should be her stylist because I obviously know how to deal with these things since I also have chubby cheeks.
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Suri, I know you're just a toddler, but GET IT TOGETHER. You're a fashion icon, not some sloppy tot like Violet Affleck.
Update: My friend Y noted that she looks like she's auditioning for a Bob Fosse production. And maybe she is. That's the only thing that would excuse this.
It took me until 2008 to realize that writing things on the internet doesn't (necessarily) make you the most annoying person in the universe. Then my friend had a dream that I had a blog where I posted a photo of myself in an orange sequined dress. Hot.
1 comment:
it's on, bitch.
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